Michelle Rodriguez Is Always Mad
This lady is always angry. In every movie, in every role, she is just pissed, pissed, pissed. She seems like an attractive woman and might be a real peach. But from what I gather, angry is the only emotion she can harness on film. Somehow I feel like that’s the only emotion she can harness in life too and live in fear of the day our paths might cross. Michelle, sweetheart, why are you so mad?
Angry surfer Michelle. ”OOOOOOh! I’m so mad about living on the beach and surfing all day! Angry! I’m angry!”
“OOOOOOHHHHHH! I’m so angry! OOOOOHHHHHH! Imma punch somethin’!” For this role it might have been necessary.
“OOOOOHHHHHH! I’m so angry about all these furious cars! I’m gonna yell at someone! Angry!” Michelle, you mustn’t drive with your emotion.
“OOOOOHHHH I’m so angry about this helicopter! I’m so mad I had to wear this Michael Stipe make up! I’m Angry!”
“OOOOOHHHHH! I’m lost and confused and fuckin’ angry! It’s like none of this means anything! Or does it? I dunno! I’m so angry!”
“OOOHHHH! I’m so angry! Fuck a mugshot! Angry!”
Lighten up, lady.
