Ty Robinson

May 21

“You have to have your teeth in if your are going to talk about Bill O’Reilly.” That’s sage advice.

30 kids? We need a god AIDS scare in this country.

May 9

More on that

Nate Diaz looks great these days. He should wait for a title shot.
Hector Lombard might shake up the UFC’s middleweight division. He looks incredible, but the caliber of his opponents wasn’t always the best. His debut against Brian Stann will be telling.
Eddie Alvarez needs to finish his Bellator contrat and get signed to the UFC with the quickness. He is dying a pretty slow death over there. Although with the money they are paying him, maybe not. He isn’t likely to get the same money out of a UFC contract, but he will get a chance to fight the best, which every fighter will tell you is what they are in the business for.
Pat Berry fought like he has brain damage on the UFC on Fox 3 last Saturday. Stood in a corner and traded with a beastly Lavar Johnson who he had mounted earlier in the round. A crowd favorite, Berry needs to fight start fighting smart if he wants to keep his spot on the UFC’s heavyweight roster.

May 8

Dominc Cruz out of UFC 148

Dominic Cruz tore his ACL in training and won’t fight Uriah Faber at UFC 148. The current TUF coaches were slated to fight in the finale of their trilogy for the 135 championship. There is no word yet on a replacement.

I was too excited for Cruz vs. Faber III, but I would rather have seen that than the interim title muck we are about to start trudging through.

I don’t like it when people say “it is what it is.” The only thing that means to me is the person I am talking to doesn’t have the words or won’t take the time to decide what it is.

May 6

UFC fighter Alan Belcher has a rather unfortunate Johnny Cash tattoo. It appears as though he has a sense of humor about it, which is nice to see. HIs domination of Rousimar Pallhares last night wasn’t the least bit unfortunate. Belcher beat the brakes off the Brazilian leg lock specialist Pallhares and did it on the ground, the one place he was supposed to avoid. He made a big statement last night.

I respect Chaz Bono’s right to live as he chooses, but I don’t respect that beard. I down right resent it. That scraggly mange of manufactured pubes is better than anything I could grow. Nature totally failed me in that arena.

Also, what do you think your first day with a dick would be like? A lot of pee related mishaps is my guess.

Apr 23

Today it was brought to my attention that I am shirtless in front fo the house on Google Street View. Classy.

Apr 17

It was nice to see I’m not too jaded to have a serious What The Fuck? moment. Crippled Masters made me feel like a child again.

Apr 9

The Song Inside My Head- Nearly every morning I wake up with a song playing inside my head. I’ll be in the shower, bleary eyed, wating more sleep, humming whatever tune my brain happens to start the day off with. Sometimes it makes sense. It’ll be the last song I heard before going to bed, or a song I happend to be thinking about the day before. Other times it is completely random—like I have hit the shuffle button on an itunes account that has every song I have ever heard stored in it. For a while I was trying to keep an entire blog dedicated to this phenomenon, but I have a hard enough time keeping my life in order, let alone trying to remember multiple logins and passwords, so I’ll do it all here.

I hate Bon Jovi, but as a kid I thought this song was the shit. Especially coming form the Young Guns 2 soundtrack. Those movies sent me on a BIlly The Kid kick and I did a lot of reading about him.